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wickedclothes:

Glow In The Dark Dragon Ear Cuff

Dragons are amongst the most powerful creatures known to man. Capable of shrinking to the size of a silk worm, and expanding to sizes large enough to fill the spaces between heaven and Earth, dragons represent goodness and blessings. Wear one of these powerful creatures around your ear. Glows bright blue when worn in the dark. Sold on Etsy.

 #gimme  #dragon  #jewelry

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

 #lol'd  #gaming  #portal

myotpisgay:

Hey guys! I’m having another Supernatural jewelry giveaway because I have a lot of extra jewelry and such

RULES

  • THIS IS A GIVEAWAY FOR MY FOLLOWERS SO you have to be one of my followers- I will check
  • Reblog as much as you want- That’s how many times your name will be put in 
  • DONT SPAM
  • Cannot be a giveaway blog
  • Likes count
  • MUST HAVE YOUR ASK BOX OPEN SO I CAN INFORM YOU IF YOU WIN!! 

Giveaway will end May 31 2014 at 11pm (central time)

I ship everywhere.

I will also be adding these necklaces and more back to my etsy shop if you want to follow me on there for updates [HERE]

Thank you guys for following me. It means a lot. :) 

captainofalltheships:

Chrys watches GoT [x]

 #lol'd  #got

duneekah:

the internet’s ship name for James and Lily may be Jily

but deep in my soul I know that Remus, Sirius, and Peter called them ‘Lames’

 #hp  #marauders

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

knifeear-bahorel:

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

the good news that for the most part they’re genuinely awful all around.

towritecomicsonherarms:

ulnerhiannon:

towritecomicsonherarms:

dirtymindmorgan:

towritecomicsonherarms:

babydollbright:

towritecomicsonherarms:

blind-diode:

therantsofnelldog:

towritecomicsonherarms:

Come on man… use your webs to stop her falling.. what’s the worst that could happen

I actually just shuddered reading that line. 

Read the comics and you too can understand all that is wrong with that apparent solution

there’s spiderman comics?

what did you think spiderman was based off of?  

I thought they just saw how popular batman was and swapped spider for bat

And what do you think batman was based of????

I thought they just saw how popular superman was and swapped super for bat

… I wonder what your theory on Superman’s origin is…

I thought they just saw how popular jesus was and made him an alien who could fly

mya-the-butt-touch-octopus:

godoftheroads:

GUYS

THE WHOLE VERSION CAME OUT

i dont care whether you’re into homestuck or not, everyone needs to see this beautiful piece of animation

thisgirlgames:

GIVEAWAY - Marvel’s Captain America: The Winter Soldier: The Art of the Movie (Hardback/Slipcase)

I am giving away a copy of Marvel’s Captain America: The Winter Soldier: The Art of the Movie!! As The Winter Soldier is easily my favorite Marvel film to date, I pre-ordered this book without a second thought. Then I said to myself, “Why not give away another copy as thanks for reaching 16,500 followers?” And here we are.

The description of this product (as found on Amazon):

Continuing their popular ART OF series of movie tie-in books, Marvel presents its latest blockbuster achievement! Featuring exclusive concept artwork, behind-the-scenes photographs, production stills, and in-depth interviews with the cast and crew, THE ART OF CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER is a deluxe 232-page keepsake volume that provides an insider’s look into the making of the highly-anticipated film directed by Joe and Anthony Russo, and starring Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L. Jackson, Cobie Smulders and Sebastian Stan!

What must one do in order to enter this giveaway, you ask? The rules/guidelines are as follows:

  • You may like this post once and reblog it twice.
  • You do not have to be following me, but I would appreciate it if you checked out my icky blog. I post a lot of video games and superheroes/supervillains/brain-washed-best-friends-turned-assassins. And cry. That’s it. That’s my life.
  • No giveaway blogs.
  • Must be comfortable with giving me your address as this item will be mailed directly to you.
  • I will ship nearly anywhere. Even if you live on Asgard, I’ll find a way to get this to you.
  • Giveaway will end on April 20th, yo!
  • Will be using a Random Number Generator to select the winner.
  • In case you are skeptical, here’s proof I have two copies pre-ordered.
  • You may also read a stellar review on this artbook (via parkablogs) right here.

If you have any questions, you can find me here or on Twitter (I am more likely to respond via Twitter as the messaging system on Tumblr is a tad wonky). Good luck and don’t forget to cry about Bucky Barnes!

Photo credit: parkablogs and Marvel

scrlett:

She’s really not getting it

dreamerofderse:

So, Homestuck is (sadly) ending. You may be asking yourself: How can I memorialize homestuck in my heart forever?

With material possessions of course!

I was going to wait until 2k followers for this, but in light of the fact that homestuck will be ending soon and I actually have some time to save up some cash, it makes more sense to do it now.

Now, let’s get some prizes up in this shit.

PRIZES:

  1. Up to $65 worth of stuff from either What Pumpkin or Topatoco (or, anywhere else you’d like! Not homestuck? No problem!)
  2. Up to $25 worth of stuff from either What Pumpkin or Topatoco

RULES:

  • No giveaway blogs
  • Anyone can reblog
  • Likes only count for followers
  • Only like/reblog once
  • I’ll ship anywhere
  • You have to have your ask box open
  • You have to be willing to give me you address (thats kind of how these things work)

This ends when homestuck updates for the last time. Good luck!

starcrossed-sky:

red vs blue fandom laughing in the background

stormsendgallagher:

Man the wedding tonight will be so beautiful that I think even Joffrey is going to choke up!